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Let’s Just Not

Sometimes a gig goes well, sometimes it doesn’t. That’s the nature of stand-up and anything else you might call a gig. For example, on Wednesday I drove for over 7 hours in a round trip to Plymouth to have fun … Continue reading

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Sorry About The Wait

My work ethic is weird. I’m quite a naturally lazy person. I need a deadline and social pressure in order to finish things. I can sometimes start them easily (not always), but similarly some trivial jobs can sit on my … Continue reading

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An Enormous Hill to Climb

There’s quite a lot going on at the moment, and it’s been a very labour intensive few days. I’ve barely had time to eat or sleep. It’s also the hottest part of the hottest summer. Temperatures have been heading up … Continue reading

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The Proud Husband

Sometimes, being part of a marriage is about offering support and/or skills to the endeavours of your partner. I may have edited some of the above video on a frame by frame basis last night, but the credit for the … Continue reading

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Everything That’s Wrong With The Internet

This is my TikTok profile. There are three high-view videos: 500k+ a video where I make a joke about a maths problem 12k+ a video where I take the piss of Andrew Lloyd Webber 8k – the video where I … Continue reading

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Things That Can Fuck Right Off NOW

Anyone, for any reason, who in a professional context chooses to use Comic Sans font can go and fuck themselves and their stupid inkjet printers and they insane officious arses. And that’s who’s using it, isn’t it? It’s the sort … Continue reading

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I Said Maybe It’ll Work

Writing new material is something which comedians do. I deliberately and habitually write new material for each of the local comedy nights I MC, and I find it to be a mixed bag. The stuff I scribble down and don’t … Continue reading

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You Did What?

As a topper to my Silly Quiz Answers, I did something much sillier with the Lucid Support Services weekly quiz/challenge. I had threatened to turn their wordsearch into a musical, and so I did. It’s quite a strange thing to … Continue reading

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DI SEO

One might assume that SEO is a snakeoil/dark ark/buzzword. But my wife’s upholstery website has literally zero discoverability on Google… so there must be something in it!

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Between the Library and the Green Room

It’s another gig weekend. I’ve done the maths and it is cheaper to stay away from home than to pay for the fuel to go backwards and forwards. Probably. It does put me again into the strange state of limbo … Continue reading

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