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Things That Can Fuck Right Off NOW

Anyone, for any reason, who in a professional context chooses to use Comic Sans font can go and fuck themselves and their stupid inkjet printers and they insane officious arses. And that’s who’s using it, isn’t it? It’s the sort … Continue reading

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I Said Maybe It’ll Work

Writing new material is something which comedians do. I deliberately and habitually write new material for each of the local comedy nights I MC, and I find it to be a mixed bag. The stuff I scribble down and don’t … Continue reading

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You Did What?

As a topper to my Silly Quiz Answers, I did something much sillier with the Lucid Support Services weekly quiz/challenge. I had threatened to turn their wordsearch into a musical, and so I did. It’s quite a strange thing to … Continue reading

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DI SEO

One might assume that SEO is a snakeoil/dark ark/buzzword. But my wife’s upholstery website has literally zero discoverability on Google… so there must be something in it!

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Between the Library and the Green Room

It’s another gig weekend. I’ve done the maths and it is cheaper to stay away from home than to pay for the fuel to go backwards and forwards. Probably. It does put me again into the strange state of limbo … Continue reading

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If You Love Crypto

Here’s a quote I paste all over the internet: If you love Crypto, then either you don’t understand it, or you’re trying to scam someone. Why do I think this? I’ll allow two YouTube videos to speak for me on … Continue reading

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The Silly Quiz Answers

I have a habit of replying to the quizzes and word-searches from the above company with daft answers. I think I did a good job of this St Patrick’s day themed quiz. 1. Irish Coffee: Shamrocks, Guinness and Orangina2. River … Continue reading

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Going Off The Rails

Every so often I have the following thought: I know – I’ll take the train, then I’ll get there faster AND I can do something useful on the journey. I want you to know that I know this is a … Continue reading

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Bless The Sound Board

One day I’ll go and see Sister Act The Musical again. Along with Legally Blonde, it’s one of my guilty-pleasure musicals. In it, Deloris sings the line “Bless the sound board”. In the gig earlier this week, there was much … Continue reading

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Another Day on The Road

Odd to be on the road on a weekday. It’s been a day of trying to balance a lot of conflicting demands. I had a job interview this morning. I also needed to be at a venue mid-morning for a … Continue reading

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