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Monthly Archives: April 2015
I'm always a dick when it comes to spammers
I got this: Hi, My name is Vinay and I am from very reputed India based Mobile Application Development Company. Our Company conceives, develops and manages high quality applications for mobiles. WE DEVELOP CHART TOPPING MOBILE APPS with world class UI & UX … Continue reading
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The flaming obvious
I don’t like it when I’m being told the flaming obvious. I specifically don’t like it when someone prepares me for a big revelation, only to follow it up with the flaming obvious or other underwhelmingness (underwhelmingness? underwhelmingitude? underwhelmery?). I … Continue reading
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The Pleasures of Two Year Olds
I don’t think I expected to be as enamoured of parenthood as I am now. I thought that I’d give it a damn good go, wait until the children operated at my kind of level and grow into it eventually. … Continue reading
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For Fuck's Sake HSBC Sort Yourselves Out!!!
Given the brave new world we live in where a direct complaint to the complaints department has a lower priority than a tweet or blog post, here’s is a complaint about HSBC – a bank that appears to consider modern … Continue reading
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A handy open source alternative
Big shout out to the folks who made JSymphonic – an alternative to the Sony MP3 Walkman management software – handy as their software has its own proprietary format and they don’t release the software for managing it any more.
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Careful Bairns Get Nowt
There’s an old Northern saying that “shy bairns get nowt” – a relative of the “don’t ask, don’t get” saying, no doubt. I’m trying to put together a new one about the risk averse – hence the title of this … Continue reading
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It's a very connected world
Having an online presence is something I’ve chosen for myself. This site has been going since October 2001 – 13+ years! I had my first web page in 1995 ish – a combination of the Internet Archive not going back … Continue reading
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My Gravestone
Should this ever be necessary, please feel free to erect it. It clearly describes my greatest failure and yet one of the things about myself I feel least inclined to change. Perhaps I can and do do diplomacy, especially with … Continue reading
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