Monthly Archives: June 2012

Well, that gave me a lift

The first time I performed at the Edinburgh Fringe, it was in a lift (see right). My career’s been on the descent ever since. Ho de ho. Today I had the pleasure of getting in a lift just as the … Continue reading

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The Proof's not in the Pudding

The other day I had the misfortune to hear Phil Spencer, off of “Secret Agent” and “Location Location Location” (or “3x Location”) and generic Kirsty Allsop-related other programmes, say “The Proof’s In The Pudding”. This is several shades of wrong. … Continue reading

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We've got a little bit of bad news…

Why do people say “we’ve got a bit of bad news for you” when they mean “a hell of a lot of bad news”? It doesn’t help to have the severity of the bad news undersold. It’s a bit like … Continue reading

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