Monthly Archives: May 2010

Nice to have you back Mr Scam. Subject: FROM: Mr. AHMED KHANHello Ashley Frieze, I am Mr. Ahmed Khizer Khan a citizen of UAE .I have in my bank the existence of a very big amount of money that belongs … Continue reading →

I want a copy of this: so I can wave it at the missionaries in Bracknell.

How long before I buy this:

Even when I’m less busy than normal, life seems to be eventful. Let’s discard landlord visits, misbehaving cats, days at work where things make sense, and days at work where things make no sense. Let’s avoid the idea of publicising … Continue reading →

It’s late Tuesday night and I’ve got a bunch of things I could possibly write about. It’s either write this stuff or go to sleep, and going to sleep isn’t something I do very willingly, I’m afraid. I like being … Continue reading →

A self-diagnosis from an old blog post. This should apply to you too: I always think I’m wiser than I was I underestimate how much I eat and spend I underestimate my size/weight I overestimate my wealth I overestimate the … Continue reading →

ObsessedAs my girlfriend would undoubtedly jump up and shout “Damn Right!” to, I’m a bit obsessed with comedy. By a bit, I mean a lot. By obsessed, I don’t mean obsessed in the way that I am with something like … Continue reading →

Don’t read this… I’m just curious about whether “I Will Survive” has another story to tell, from the point of view of the other person. Here are the original lyrics… At first I was afraidI was petrifiedKept thinking I could … Continue reading →

This is the second year that I’m going around the place telling everyone that there are only 7 original ideas. So maybe it’s expected that there should be similarities between things. There’s no doubt that unintentional similarities come up and … Continue reading →

I really enjoyed some of last night. I enjoyed it from the moment that we were doing the gig. Before then it was a bit, well, stressful to be honest. It needn’t have been stressful, and I had been reasonably … Continue reading →