Monthly Archives: June 2003

In an attempt to get rid of the ticket stubs that have been cluttering my desk since August, I have updated my fringe 2002 diary… for those of you who are interested. The 6th day is now online. Only four … Continue reading →

A young actress dies, falling from a balcony, high on a mixture of cocaine and vodka. The same actress played a character in Grange Hill, who died falling from a balcony. The role she left, so abruptly, was that of … Continue reading →

My luck never seems to stop – another fantastic business offer today: From: Dr. Eze John. Hello, I am Dr. Eze John an ex-executive staff of the Mobil Oil Nigeria Limited, I got your contact from a business Directory. I … Continue reading →

Last night at the competition was difficult. I came away thinking I’d seriously underdelivered and completely exhausted by the whole experience. I have reviewed the tape recording of the gig and I conclude the following: They wanted 8 minutes without … Continue reading →

I think I’m suffering attention deficit disor

I am exhausted. Here is a Queen lyric I’ve always enjoyed “My fine friend, take me with you and love me forever. My fine friend. Forever.” Classic Freddie Mercury breathy delivery in a quiet bit of a song – “The … Continue reading →

Tonight (provided the rain lets me), I’ll be at the So you think you’re funny preliminary round in Liverpool. On Monday, I’m doing an open spot at The Iguana Bar. Not bad for the occasional bit, snuck in between rehearsals.

Electric Fly Swat anyone? This is not a toy! Makes killing insects fun! There are some sick advertisers out there.

Further to my pointless limerick of the other day, I should point out that I don’t plan to quit my job. However, I do plan to do a large number of things this year that are not within the office … Continue reading →

More random thoughts. Last night two young ladies were debating what my job might be. One of them suggested that I was a Pole Dancer, then she suggested that I was a Drag Queen… the other young lady believed her … Continue reading →