Monthly Archives: November 2002

Googlism is a strange use of Google to define things. Asking the question Who is Ashley Frieze yields, two short and sadly true statements: ashley frieze is a very poor musician/singer/songwriter/lyricist ashley frieze is fat Perhaps I should stop writing … Continue reading →

Nearly recovered from the hectic Wednesday… and it’s nearly time to lose more sleep. Roll on le weekend. A quick wander into town today yeiled the Thursday Tardy Twice-Fortnightly Thickness Test Result of 0. Yes, that’s nothing. I’ve gained and … Continue reading →

More random quote generation. Not quite the bibulator, but close enough to get a cigar.

All in, this has been a good weekend. I’ve had two rather late mornings – at least later than I would have liked. However, I’ve managed to make the best of my afternoons/evenings. Saturday night’s gig involved the talented 3 … Continue reading →

Back in the dark days of 1998, or perhaps even 1997, a photograph was taken: This photo has the word “proof” on it. Indeed, proof it is. I was in fact a remarkably shaped Ashley. I do not think I’d … Continue reading →

Good grief. Wonder at weekly wednesday weigh-in wesults. Apparently I’m -5 on last week. This is excellent if it can be maintained or improved on next time. I want to provide free cheese before Christmas… so target of -4 for … Continue reading →

This week’s mass-measurement results are as follows: Following 7 gruelling days of endeavour, including walking to work, walking back and even moving heavy items around, counterbalanced by a voracious appetite for food, satisfied by significant intake of fruit, the day’s … Continue reading →

My little hamster friend wishes he were one of the animals.

If all my problems could be solved in a click If all my questions could be answered from a link If all my needs could be satisfied with a simple credit card transaction If my entire being could be nurtured … Continue reading →

I just crossed a line… I spent a while reading my own archive. I actually enjoyed it. Perhaps this is the first sign of disappearing up one’s own behind. Perhaps if a few of you other readers read the last … Continue reading →