Monthly Archives: October 2002

Your brain is mine… though if I’m perfectly honest, I don’t see the point. However, I do like this Haikulator-esque automatic patent idea generator. I like its definition of a CableMaster.

See the U.S. President pictured making an arse of himself.

Neeeeeeed eeeeemail. Even got excited at some spam that landed… I think perhaps my hunger for sausage rolls has mutated into a need to press the Send/Receive button. I doubt anything new has come in in the last fifteen seconds, … Continue reading →

Another Wednesday, another mass-measurement/monitoring moment… -1 this week, giving a total to date of -41. Can’t help but wonder if I can shave off a further 9 in time for December – that would be nice. This month is already … Continue reading →

Join Funtix – it’s the comedy mailing list. All you need to do is go to http://www.coollist.com/subscribe.html and enter the name of the list – yes that’s Funtix – into the first box and your email address into the second. … Continue reading →

Here’s me banging on about mayonnaise and avoiding it, and then it turns out to be quite a substance, responsible even for theories of the universe. It’s now 18:41 and I’m in the office. This is no surprise to me. … Continue reading →

Nice wee quote: If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Plus a recommendation to visit Taliban Reunited.

Ah the trip away did not take any toll on my downward-mass velocity. Another -2 this week, taking me to -40 aggregate. Just call me slimmer of the sodding year. Again, I would like to point out that this is … Continue reading →

The last two days have been great. Tuesday saw more work on the musical. Chris and I appear to have produced something truly… longer than 25 minutes. We proved this by performing all we had completed, bar one song, in … Continue reading →

Weekly Wednesday Weigh-in, Weekly Wednesday Weigh-in, la la la la, OY, la la la la, OY. There are some choccies at Mal’s desk on floor 3 and at reception on floor 2. I’ve been lucky enough to cross another stone … Continue reading →