Monthly Archives: August 2002

My thanks go to Enay of ENAYSOFT. He was responding to my letter to Walkers Crisps, with a story all his own. Apparently, Mr Enay has a dispute about Walkers Packaging – a compelling argument not relating to colour.

Did my weekly Wednesday weigh in today… so it’s a tetchy Tuesday torque test (assuming that the scales measure force that sort of way). Anyway. The score, after a week’s walking round Edinburgh, occasionally peppered with food (albeit scant), beer … Continue reading →

I’m back… and this time it’s personal! Well, I’m home anyway.

I arrived in Edinburgh at 8:20 on Monday Morning. Now, it’s around 18:20 on Friday… that’s 106 hours I’ve been in Edinburgh. I have recently left my 25th show (or other event-type of thing). My current average is seeing one … Continue reading →

I’ve just watched not one, but two American Pie movies… yeah! I’ve cringed and giggled and laughed out loud, felt like a teenager and now I’m spent. I’m just glad I’ve not got any of those fatherly chats to look … Continue reading →

Hot and bothered, aching, cold-symptoms and I’m preparing to go to the Edinburgh Fringe festival in a couple of days. Not a good combination. However, I’m going to win. I’m less convinced that I’ll win my fruit race, mind. I … Continue reading →

Discover whether one of your friends is a Mysteron. Or maybe find out why they were so damned pissed at earth in the first place.

I now have a latin motto: “Tune sororem habes?”

Weekly Wednesday Weigh-in gives us a -1 this week. I like that. Now I have an aggregate difference of -26. No weigh in next week, since I’m in Edinburgh. So, I should hope for a difference of 0, that’s zero, … Continue reading →

Prize for most surreal Google hit: SHIT NASTY Scat Girls movies young shit covered girls nasty shit … … clothespin clothing cloud clove club … curler currency current currently currents curry … neural never nevertheless new newcastle … running runny … Continue reading →