Monthly Archives: May 2002

Looking back a year, we have the tail end of the Cheltenham and Gloucester debate. This ended on June 2nd with a final word from the customer (dis)services staff member.

Have your say in a momentous decision in someone else’s life at Spacemanspoon’s website. Maybe I should try something like this – questions like “what shall I have to eat tonight” or “trainers vs shoes” bug the hell out of … Continue reading →

Classic quote from Alistair – “Imagine if you were to set an infinite number of monkeys to work breeding the Corrs with Tori Amos, you would eventually produce the Alice Band”.

How incredibly self-serving of me to blog on someone blogging about me. I cannae help it captain!

Curry Hell is aptly named…

Fun at the supermarket… it’s the divider game. Her “Er… Play Batch 1, Play Batch 2” Me “Yes, play Bach, 1 and 2” Her “Stephanie Grap… Grapple” Me “Stephane Grapelli” Her “That’s your order then, no problem.” Me (sotto voce) … Continue reading →

If you fancy an exceedingly well-made spoof site, then try http://www.prawnography.net… for the laugh. Even the “let me into this site” bit is cleverly done! Or perhaps you fancy the frustration of trying to buy something from Bill Bailey’s shop … Continue reading →

The ultimate guide to parenthood for charvers… finally, someone has managed to get all those tips into one place.

Anastacia – I wouldn’t want to mess with her – she’s the godzilla of pop. like Britney and Tina Turner rolled into a WWF wrestler!

Following the break up of Kylie Minogue and her boyfriend, I decided to write her a letter.